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Zachary Auburn

A hilarious coffee table book of sarcastic commentary on every outfit worn during the first season of The Golden Girls. Jokes about Star Wars, Star Trek, goth music, Scrabble, Lord of the Rings, Dungeons & Dragons, and much much more, ensue.

Brought to you by the Bunny Project and Degrassi Digest creators. 168 pages of fun! Oblong paperback, color covers, black & white images inside...[ continued ]

Brilliantly styled as a Choose Your Own Adventure book, this book is “about being an ace starfighter pilot who has crashed on a planet of malevolent space ants, but it is actually about a four year relationship with an incredibly self-destructive alcoholic.”

Amazingly raw, familiar to anyone who has been in a bad relationship, and sometimes tragically funny. Landing it somewhere between outstandingly clever, sad, and hilarious...[ continued ]

In My Complicated Relationship With Food, Zach discusses his unusual relationship with food by reviewing a variety of (seemingly) simple and common foods. What comes out is uncommonly hilarious and fascinating.

And any zine that starts by saying, "I have weird thoughts about food. I am well aware that many of my ideas are ridiculous and probably wrong" is bound to be something special...[ continued ]

Never has a collection of opinions on ordinary foods been so incredibly funny. 

20 pages, quarter size.

The bludgeoning powers of pineapples, the lie of Florida orange juice, the joys of drinking applesauce from the jar, and why fancy ice cream is just a pathetic search for meaning.

Great for coffee tables, as small gifts, and reading aloud to friends.

20 pages, quarter-size.

After over a decade in Portland, Oregon, Zach and his wife decide to move out before everything that was once good about the city gets sold off to the highest bidder. They decide on Zach's hometown of Rochester, New York and attempt to get their vintage home goods business, animals, and various belongings across the country. (Spoiler: Everything goes wrong.)

The same tragicomedy that Zach brought to his bestselling book Love is Not Constantly Wondering if You're Making the Biggest Mistake of Your Life is in full effect here...[ continued ]

The Family Fun Manual, Vol. IV:​ Rainy Day Craft Projects for When Your Country Has Elected a White Supremacist Who Openly Brags About Sexually Assaulting Women leads you through a series of craft projects that not only entertain children, but help guide you through your own Trump era desperation. Or, at least, these craft projects acknowledge that your emotions—your sadness about the state of the world, your fear for the well-being of your loved ones—are consuming every part of your being and cannot be ignored by mindless craft projects...[ continued ]