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How to Talk to Your Cat About Abstinence $ 2.00 back

Out of print, but now collected in the How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety: and Abstinence, Drugs, Satanism and Other Dangers That Threaten Their Nine Lives book!

You've talked to your cat about gun safety and evolution, but you still haven't the talk. Birds and bees aren't just flying creatures your cat chases, your cat need to know the dangers of premarital sex.

Learn scenarios you can practice with your cat, prayers you can have with your furry friends, and dating websites you can recommend to them.

"Avoiding pre-marital sex is not a decision your cat makes once. It is a decision that they will make every meowment of every day."

12 pages, half-letter size.

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